STOCKS ON HIGH?

We suppose we're in a financial mood of late.

Maybe it's because Beth gave us a raise.  A whole nickel. Said we get to do the closing shift, lock up the shop.

Responsibility, what's that?

There have been times in our lives when we've wanted to purchase stock and did heavy investigatory activities. We were certain of getting rich! rich! rich!, only to have the soothsayers doomsday our plans.  Talked out of it, we blew our savings on pony rides and unecessary gold caps and fillings.

Since then we've decided that we're our own, our best, stock analyst.  Our risk budget is 100%, because it's all in the spirit of fun, ain't it?

We're not greedy, either - we're willing to share with everyone else. So... without further ado, the next "big" companies about to go public.

1) Hutzler - Makers of the infamous "Banana Slicer" and other handy household gadgets. 
               Suggested stock symbol: HZLER

2) Pillow Pets, Inc.  - Like Beanie Babies, we are absolutely positive that these foldable pillows fashioned like puffy fauna and cheery insects will never go out of style. 
               Suggested stock symbol: PIPS-P

3) Queen Latifah - We wonder why we don't already own a peice of this hilarious, endearing woman.
              Suggested stock symbol: QUEEAA!!!!!!!

4) The Moon - Just give us intangible fungibles equivalent to a lunar rock!
              Suggest stock symbol: THAMOON