BEN MATLOCK MAY ANNOUNCE A LATE-DECISION RUN FOR REPLUBLICAN PRIMARIES

EXPLOSIVE EXCLUSIVE TO THE BETHANITE!

It seems that we are at an elephantine impass when it comes to finding a candidate to steal the hearts of America's voting Republicans. Unless you've been living under a mossy rock, you know that the as-of-late primaries are giving the RParty a black eye.

However, stunning and heartening news is leaking from the Coca-Cola infused epicenter of Atlanta herself: it seems that we can forgoe Mitt and Rick, ignore the gall of Ron Paul, and go ahead and mute the Newt, because THE BOSS may appear on the scene:

None other than our favorite man himself, the convivial genius BEN MATLOCK!

Sources close to the legal beagle are claiming that he is "considering this next step in his career" as he feels that "now's the right time to implement the Great Design".

As soon as we know more, we will report. We are agog to see what will come of this!